Trending Topics

Big Busted? Give Your Boobs The Nicki Minaj, Sofia Vergara Treatment

Spring is officially here despite the delightful weather we’ve had weeks prior mimicking it. Besides stinging insects and longer days, the equinox ushers in swaying backsides in the most coveted item of the season—springtime dresses. This drop-top weather with a hint of warm air is a precursor for women having their backs out and boobs up.

I’m all for springy dresses, especially in this season’s ambrosial color blocked hues complementing sexy, pencil-thin heels or wedges up-to-there contemplating a somersault. While personal taste can prolong the “what’s appropriate” dialogue for this flower blooming weather, we all can agree that the wrong bra can flop a look quicker than rain showers to a fresh ‘do.

We’ve seen Kim Kardashian in her fit-like-a-glove strapless dresses and wondered if she had two fairies holding up her goods underneath. Nicki Minaj has suffered a nip slip in the past but has managed to keep her bosoms under control since then. And La La Anthony’s bosom aren’t ever lop-sided, sagging, or unified (the worse), so what gives? Oh, we cannot leave out Sofia Vergara. The woman, who was once asked by her publicist to get a breast reduction, lives in strapless gowns and her recent lingerie cover for Esquire was complete boob fabulousness!

These following pointers will give you the La La treatment and can literally be the difference between whispers and compliments:

Get professionally fitted: Enough with guessing your bra size. Schedule a professional fitting. No, it doesn’t matter if you’ve been wearing a particular size for years; women’s bodies can change from year to year. Department stores as Nordstrom provide free fittings. I would opt for a large department store since their range would include bras for bustier women.

Spend the extra money: Let’s face it; some items can’t take the cheap route. Brassieres for busty women are one of them! Well architected bras designed to give real support are expensive. No way around it, spend the extra dollars.

Know what your boobs can handle: You’re properly fitted and have located a bra in your size, be honest about what dress is appropriate for your body type. If you have to give yourself that tilted head look, leave it at the store. A confident choice is an immediate buy.

Tricks of the trade: Save the extra for a later time, pick a simple, basic fabric without lace or frills. Support is the main factor and you don’t want to spoil your chances with unflattering bumps due to undergarment. Longline bras (think instant lift) should be a staple. These lifesavers smooth your midsection and give you extra support. Wire bras are not necessary for lift, but preference can override here. Molded cups provide you with an illusion of the perfect set while providing separation. Light foam can offer frontal coverage without a bulky look. If you fluctuate in weight, get your bra (after all it is expensive) professionally altered along the straps (not cups). Go for full coverage. It’s senseless to cater to any other bra type when your cups aren’t completing surrounding your boob. Don’t get caught up in the “sexy” hype. Having the best undergarment that fits eloquently is the best sexy there is.

Here’s to meeting spring with better boobs!

By Deidre White


What people are saying

0 thoughts on “Big Busted? Give Your Boobs The Nicki Minaj, Sofia Vergara Treatment

  1. Alfred Smith says:

    This article is very funny. I can see it now. Nicki Minaj will come out with her own brand of fake boobs and don’t foget the booty implants too. Wait!… I think the booty is real…

    Nice article Deidre!… 😉

    [email protected]

  2. Alfred Smith says:

    Hey Deidre,

    Some info about me. I feel like an idoit but here goes. This is the only way I can talk to you since I really bombed and didn’t get your number at the store… 🙁

    I’m a 34 Single black male
    Divorced (been single for a while),
    Good job,
    I have my own place,
    One Kid (She’s 5 and lives with me.)
    Cool guy, smart & funny, interesting… Has good direction in life. No health problems..
    Good dresser, etc. I can have a good time at the house or going out.

    Looking for single woman (don’t know if you are.. I hope so..) , attractive (you fit that), smart (you already meet this criteria), that wants to have great time going out to eat, to the movies, walks, talks, concerts, dancing, trips, and really enjoy the simple things in life. It’s all good.

    Let’s chit chat and/or meet somewhere public. Ask around about me. I have a good rep. [email protected].. Email me and I will give you my other info…

    So hit me up and let’s get this courtship started… 🙂

  3. Jesse says:

    This is too crazy. Both women are fine ass hell. You probably should add Beyonce to the list, especially after those new post pregnacy pictures. Oh, the Beyonce nose job rumors are true too

Leave a Reply

Back to top