Yesterday, reports circulated regarding Kutcher’s weekend rendezvous with party girl Sara Leal, while he was celebrating his sixth year wedding anniversary with Demi Moore. As divorce is looming, I doubt they will see a seventh. But the pair are now exchanging a series of cryptic tweets which can be categorized as nothing short of weird.
Earlier in the week Moore sent a tweet with a picture of her eyes closed as she lay in a vertical position resembling something between sleep and death, with the caption;
“I see through you.”
Meanwhile, Ashton didn’t fair much better as his profile photo (which now pictures him sad faced and wearing a clown nose) definitely lets us know the real circus is just around the corner.
“I make stuff, actually I make stuff up, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions, that’s me.”
What the heck is that supposed to mean Ashton?! Perhaps an “I’m sorry” would have been a better lead. However, Kutcher kept the weird wheel spinning by also posting;
“When you assume to know that which you know nothing of you make an ass out of you and me”
Right…well at least he got the “ass” part correct. To add further insult to injury, it appears that Kutcher’s sexual detour was with a woman less than half Demi’s age!
Ouch! Tends to make you wonder if all that hard work Demi spent starving herself, slaving during countless hours at the gym and going through injection after pluck…after lift to fight the unavoidable aging process, were even worth it.
Some friends have stated that this was all but inevitable. According to the Star Magazine, a source state,
“It was definitely a long time coming, but they’re finally done for good. Ashton was a serial cheater, and Demi just couldn’t take it anymore. She didn’t deserve to live that way.”
The source continued;
“It’s a painful time for Demi. Demi’s finally ready to move on after all these years because she’s sick.”
This divorce will probably be one of the messiest…and most expensive Hollywood has seen in some time, as the couple are worth a reported $290 million.
Perhaps Demi should try dating men her own age again…I wonder what Bruce Willis is up to these days?