New mom Charlize Theron has a sense of humor and she’s taking aim at Kim Kardashian…sort of. ‘Move over Paris and Kim because I’m into some real kinky shit.’ That is 25 seconds into a 1:18 video of Charlize’s “sex tape.” It turns out Theron’s brand of kinky is well..a little creepy.
The Oscar winning actress is seen screaming, “That’s why Charlize Theron is burning you with scolding hot milk” at two men dressed in bondage attire while another two wear creepy masks and robes.
It turns out the actress was being a good sport with the guys over at Funny or Die who managed to squeeze out a series of would-be videos after “hacking” her cell phone. Our personal favorite: ‘Charlize Theron Stalks Some Dude’ Even Kim Kardashian will find that one funny. Check them out below:
Video: Kinky Sex Tape
Video: Charlize Stalks Some Dude
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