18 Jokes by Comedian Chris Rock That Will Make You Laugh — And Think

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6.”I don’t think I should get a job over a white person if I scored a lower mark on the test. But if there’s a tie, f**k them. You have 400 years head start, motherf***er.”

Minimum Wage

7. “I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.”

The Right to Vote

8. “They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.”

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