President Barack Obama Releases His Birth Certificate

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President Barack Obama has had the privilege of trending all day Wednesday…for releasing his birth certificate.   Celebrity Apprentice creator Donald Trump was on hand early this morning at a news conference to announce his hard work had paid off.

He said,

“Oh, by the way, I don’t know if you heard? Did you hear?[…]I am so proud of myself. I got this guy to release his birth certificate. I’m really, really happy.[…]Now, we have to look at. We have to see is it real? Proper? What’s on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully. I am really proud. I am really honored.”

President Obama followed immediately with his own press conference addressing the matter,

I have to say over the last two and a half years I have watched with amusement, I’ve been puzzled at the degree to which this thing has kept on going. We’ve had every official in Hawaii, Democrat and Republican, every news outlet that has investigated this confirmed that yes, in fact I was born in Hawaii, August 4, 1961 in Kapiolani Hospital.

President Obama and the rest of the country are ready to get back to business.   So now that that’s over perhaps Donald Trump can go back and hide under his toupee.

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